its a sleepy sunday morning.
I remembered having this convo with my friends in school the other day. Why I got this fetish for women over 60 years old.
"It happened when I was in secondary school. My cca went down to an old folks home for some good healthy charitable activity. After everything was done our officer picked a handful of us to go into this special area.
This special area was where the old folks were suffering from illnesses like dementia. So they needed special attention.
For example when we tried to start a conversation with one of the uncle, we asked him how old he was. And he said he was 17.
So my friend and I went into one room to slack. For the sake of better understanding of how the room looks like I will spend the effort to draw it out.
So we went in with the idea of slacking. It looked like a normal ward. Like the one you see in the hospital. So we were saying stuff like 'whoa good place to slack got aircon' that kinda noob comments.
okay this is the part where it gets good. At the part I mark with an x, there was an old lady changing there.
We only saw it when we turned back to leave (we couldn't see her previously as the door was blocking see fig. 1.1)
So titus and me stood there stun. Okay it gets even better. She was pulling up her shirt but like we didn't see any breast. So we continued watching. Then when she pulled the shirt to the shoulder area, two white, paled breasts fell down.
I kid you not.
We ran out after that.
I created a theory that her breasts were so saggy that when she lifted up her shirt they moved up together with it due to the tension created by the tight shirt.
Fc would be the force created by the compression due to the shirt 'tightness'
Fa would be the upward force created by lifting up the shirt.
and finally we have Ra which would be the resultant force created by the two motion
Now we went on to discuss the fact on whether this is possible. And if possible, how high is the shirt able to lift the breasts until it fell down.
In order to determine these two factors. We have to consider the variables, the weight of the breast and the tightness (otherwise known as tautness) of the shirt.
Now I don't have a pair of breast to measure so I took the liberty of gathering statistics.
From my extensive research I have discovered that they weigh at an average of 6 kg. With gravity it would be 6x9.81 = 58.86 N.
Now from my experience I can say that the tautness of the shirt is around 20N.
We can now calculate the Resultant force, A.
WTF AM I DOING LAYTON COME SAVE ME
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Its the 30th of may today and this is a shout out to charmaine tan. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
actually I kinda forgot if I wished you last year BUT THATS NOT THE POINT I REMEMBERED THIS YEAR. I went to bed at 11 pm last night but I set my alarm to go off at 12 am so I could wish you.
But when I woke up it was 5 am.
thats one of the skills I think I have. I can subconsciously pick up my friend and remember who to sms and sms what. Wait let me dig up what I said.........
okay its quite silly I still go 'heh' at the end.
I like wishing people happy birthday but I hate it when my birthday is around the corner.
I'm gonna construct the ultimate plan for a communication blackout on that day.
BRB GO PLAN
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Past few days sleep at 8 or 9 plus damn healthy.
Gonna go sleep now goodnight
Monday, May 25, 2009
When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me
If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
And the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry, no I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me, stand by me-e, yeah
Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me
Darlin', darlin', stand by me-e, stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Dear kz,
whenever I think about you all that flashes in my mind would be your silly smile and how you like to poke people.
honestly I still can't believe that you passed away. I really can't believe it happened. It seems that God likes to take all the nice people away only.
I mean if its me at least people can say. oh yeah he got drink and smoke he had it coming.
but kz is different man. he was a good guy.
I don't really know what to say.
But I'll remember you. like how I still remember sam and yuan
damn tired
9:11 PMThe time now is 9:11 pm. Woke up not too long ago... I don't know man I thought these sort of power sleep suppose to make me more energetic. But I'm just feel more sleepy now.
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnning non-stop. Doing my final year project report now. Every Sunday is a new deadline day.
because Monday need to hand in report.
Okay better finish up my group relies on me THE TEAM LEADER
byebee |_|/
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
not exactly the best day
2:58 PMToday wasn't exactly the best day of my life.
I woke up at 7 feeling groggy but still dragged my ass out of bed. got to the mrt at 7 40 and waited for yw (cannot spell out full name later people google me out) until 8.
Class starts at 8 30 you see so I was feeling a little angry. I make the effort to wake up early he still late.
Msg him call him also nv reply. Nvm I board the train first.
At 8 10 i received an sms from him.
"cb today 10 start la......"
I see the cb I already sian, I see the la I 2x sian, I see the ....... I 3x sian.
KNN I MADE A MISTAKE GOTTA WAIT 1 AND A HALF HOURS.
NOT ONLY THAT THE BRAND OF CIGGS I WANT ALSO OUT OF STOCK KNNCCB COMEX
ok later blog more gonna do sum work.
btw royston if you read this and in your mind you saying "loser sia" let me tell you is you the loser not me.
if you never thought of that then ignore the previous sentence
brb
Monday, May 18, 2009
Name: jeremy
Date: 5/18/2009
Colorgenics Number: 25170463
You are striving to make favourable impressions all of the time and you are going out of your way to make the impression that you are something special. You are constantly on the watch to see how your friends and neighbours are reacting to your various ploys. But this is so unnecessary because most of the time you are in control of the situation - and you are, in the nicest sense of the word, a 'manipulator' because you use various strategies very cleverly in order to influence and obtain the necessary recognition.
You 'need to be needed'. As an idealist you are intolerant of anything short of special consideration from those close to you. If you do not get what you seek you are apt to become reclusive and you will close the doors on all those within your sphere of influence.
Although you are, deep down, a very caring person, you are very particular in the choice of friends and indeed very demanding at times. You can be most quarrelsome and controversial and it is because of this argumentative trait you can at times explode into open conflict - conflict with even those you may care for and love. It is because of this inherent argumentative streak in you that may have resulted in broken hopes and dreams.
There is considerable amount of stress present in your life at this time and this is perhaps due to some considerable mental and physical frustration. There are various physical needs that are necessary for your well-being but whatever the reasons - mostly of your own making - your needs are not being fulfilled. We wonder why? You are under the impression that nobody seems to care for you. This predicament is most uncomfortable and it is because of this that you are experiencing far more stress than you feel you can cope with. You need to find a soul mate - someone who truly understands you and whose standards are as high as your own. As matters stand you would like to break away from the vicious cycle that you find yourself entrapped but this is easier said than done. You refuse to compromise with your opinions and essentially you are unable to resolve the situation because you are continually postponing the making of the necessary decision. You are stubborn but this should be no deterrent experiencing a happy life.
Overwork - be it mental stress or physical strain, you are completely worn out and this depleted vitality has created an intolerance for any further stimulation. You feel disappointed with your obvious lack of energy and powerless to do anything about it. You are angry with yourself and this frustration shows. You are contradictory and argumentative and feel helpless to change the situation at this time. Take a break - even if it is only for a few days - allow yourself to breath, to unwind - you'll feel much better for it. Then trust and let go.
serious business is serious
Monday, May 4, 2009
spring cleaning brb